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The candy that "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" has a new message: this space for rent.

Expanding its "My M&Ms" line, Masterfoods said it will charge a set-up fee of $100 and then $22.50 to $30 per pound for the M&Ms, depending on the order.

Hmm. Thoughts. Possibilities. Drools.

Why does all the spam I get offer to enlarge my penis or prolong my erection or make me have spectacular ejaculations, but none of it offers to do anything useful for my vagina or clitoris.

It just doesn't seem fair.

I'm not sure about this Vox business yet but at first glances it kind of does look like it might just about do all you would want a blog-journal-life-esque site to do. Except, of course, the whole "just pick a design" thing and not letting you actually do that kind of thing yourself. But It is in "preview" which I assume is a fancy way of saying "beta" so maybe that functionality will be added in the future.

This morning my mum and I are going to see Superman Returns at the Babes in Arms screening so Stephanie and Abigail are both coming with us. I should probably go and have a shower soon. After that we are going to visit Neil's mum. Yeah, us, not him. Why would <em>he</em> want to visit his own mum? ;P Though to be fair, we haven't invited him. But that's just because a) he wouldn't want to, and b) we have secret business with her.